When I chug about 10 Sugar Free Red Bulls before I go out
When someone asks why kids act so crazy in college
When someone brags about how many guys she’s hooked up with this semester
When my friend is complaining she doesn’t think she can go out tonight because she’s still sleep deprived from finals
When class gets out early unexpectedly
When I’m having a great hair day
When I get stuck behind slow walkers
When someone says ‘No offense but…’